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Act I - wherein a man puts on women's underwear

Cast:
* MJ, a girl from Dallas
* B, her friend
* S, B's boyfriend
* M, MJ's gay friend

Scene I Setting: My room
Me: (phone) Lo, MJ, we should go out and partake in festivities!
MJ: Verily! Drive thine steed (truck) out to ye olde house!
Me: Indeed!

Scene II Setting: Coffee Place
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Don't miss the special bonus video at the end of this entry!


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So, what am I doing on a friday night in Austin ( Read more... )

In a desperate attempt to catch up, I offer you a picture of Tits, Ham and a Nazi which was drawn for me by steneub.

It's not work safe, so if you're at work, you should probably start scrolling really fast right about now.


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So, I sort of impulse-bought a PS2 today. I choose to blame the following sequence of events ( Read more... )

1. Open notepad
2. Type in (no quotes) "this app can break"
3. Save
4. Close
5. Open again in Notepad.


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As it is, I'm currently two days behind - but I've got two days worth of solid gold stories to relate to you, including Russian Hatred in videographical format!

But for now, a contest. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a dialogue for this ... comic.


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About a month ago, I had to have two crowns replaced. As is the standard procedure, they took off the old ones - it felt and sounded as if they pried bits of tooth off with a pair of pliers - and put on temporary crowns to hold me over for a month until the real ones were made. (Why does it take so long to make them? They have a mold of my teeth. ( Read more... )